Fuck Water

Fuck Water H2O

Name: Fuck Water H2O
Brand: Fuck Water
SKU: EOP7289-02
Price: 17.97 USD
Availability: InStock

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Volume

2 oz. 4 oz. 8 oz. 16 oz.

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Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.

Shipping Information

FREE STANDARD SHIPPING TO THE LOWER 48 STATES AND WASHINGTON, DC, no minimum, directly from our warehouse in Colorado.

Express shipping by FedEx Home Delivery is $19.97 (up to 3 lb) or $29.97 (heavier orders) and usually arrives 2 to 3 business days after it ships.

Almost all orders ship the next business day, excluding holidays and weekends; allow one business day of handling time.

All orders have tracked shipping in a plain, nondescript package.

Alaska, Hawaii, US territories, military addresses and Canada ship from $17.97.